For New Years Day I decided we should roast a turkey. The supermarket had a huge sale on utility turkeys -- only 79 cents per pound. We brined that sucker (recipe to follow at the end) and noticed, when we were about to throw it on the barbecue rotisserie, that there were no wings. We got a flightless bird. Our neighbours, Rob and Cindy, hit the same sale. Their utility turkey had no legs! A lame bird! Still. For 79 cents per pound? No complaints.